Aquatic Pianist Gifts

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

Concert Pianist.

Piano Recital

A baby playing on a grand piano

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

Piano Prompt

Nice moves—is that an air piano or are you doing the E-Mail?"

Pianist-boxer

"You're welcome."

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

'Nest, my impression of Beethoven's sonata inD major, of.31, no.2, as played by Humphrey Bogart.'

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

The Hudson River School of Art.

Ah Ha!

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

"Keep it up Kevin, you're really improving."

Pianist

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

Giant man turns up at concert with grand piano in case.

'I thought your husband was a pianist.'

The synchronized shower event.

The pint of a beer is a legacy from his early days as a pub pianist!

Requiem

The ocean is no place for a star.

'You're dancing horribly! Where's that nimble little squid I saw at audition?'

Musician playing the piano on a computer.

Super-modified grand piano.

'Say, this is interesting.'

Musician plays long saxophone immersed in the sea to attract music loving fish.

"After all the effort we went through to get you a piano, you'd better practice every day!"

'Well, at least the landlord can't complain about a flat fish!'

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

Singer and Pianist.