Potential Pianist Gifts

'Be sure to tell all your friends how much you enjoy these lessons.'

Baby Piano

Concert Pianist.

Piano Recital

A baby playing on a grand piano

Violin Practise

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Romantic Duet

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

Computer Music

'In an inexplicable attack of nerves, Elliot becomes the first person ever to screw up John Cage's 4'33'.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

Little Piano

Wife growing vegetables in husband's piano

Young lady telling a young man he is not singing low enough.

"You're welcome."

'I'd rather be playing football.'

'Elton John'

"I couldn't get a signal while I was at the mall. I can now relate to those songs that sing about the blues."

Piano Prompt

"Tip my boy."

"She gets her musical ability from me."

'You didn't practice last night,did you?'

Ludwig Van Beethoven

"No, Pamela, you do not have 'a right to sing the blues.' "

Frederic Chopin

Hit me with that crazy cha cha again, James!

Alicia Keys

"Hey—no cheating!"

Vivaldi and his creative partner

"Edwin says Cole Porter is overrated."

"For tonight's performance I have stripped everything, as far as possible, down to the "urtext" edition."

A woman in a purple gown playing the piano

The battle of the pianos.