Aspiring Violinist Gifts

'Of course I'm going to give him a tip - take some lessons !'

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

Violin Practise

"Miss, I suck at playing the flute."

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Violin Player

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Mozart with a violin case.

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

Happy Violinist

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

Hacksaw Violin.

Occupational Hazards.

"She gets her musical ability from me."

The violin lesson

Shouting

Happy Thought.

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

Superhero violinist

'Two years of music in high schol, four years at Julliard, one year with maestro Giovanni Cavollo. Thre more years studying composing at Surbonne. All that...for this!'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"This next one goes out to everyone who wishes I were Bobby Short."

Formula One car models

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

How to play violin while reading a book...

"Hurry, she's starting to play in a minor key!"

Trilby - 'Gecko'.

I love Music.