Aspiring Violinist Gifts

'Of course I'm going to give him a tip - take some lessons !'

'And when your mother said that you would never be an Olympic gymnast, how did that make you feel?'

Violin Practise

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Violin Player

"Miss, I suck at playing the flute."

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Mozart with a violin case.

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

Happy Violinist

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

Hacksaw Violin.

"She gets her musical ability from me."

Occupational Hazards.

The violin lesson

Elvis fans

Superhero violinist

'How much longer are you two going to practice the theme music from 'Psycho'?'

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

This is very sweet, Phil, but no, I don't want to buy a violin from you.

Happy Thought.

Shouting

'Two years of music in high schol, four years at Julliard, one year with maestro Giovanni Cavollo. Thre more years studying composing at Surbonne. All that...for this!'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

"This next one goes out to everyone who wishes I were Bobby Short."

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'

Formula One car models

How to play violin while reading a book...

Trilby - 'Gecko'.

"Hurry, she's starting to play in a minor key!"

Yehudi Menuhin.