Amateur Guitarist Mugs

"I got the blues in the mornin', I got the blues at night..."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

"Darling, I never realised how talented you weren't!"

Love birds playing a guitar.

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Zappo's Air Guitars.

Mexican Serenade.

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

Campground Conductor

"You're way too strong Dad: You've overshot the green by about two hundred metres..."

"Still life with fruit and terribly drawn fish"

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

The Augie Twins write music strictly for their own amusement.

Young lady telling a young man he is not singing low enough.

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Guitar.

'And now Patrick will tell us how music has helped him with his problems.'

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

"This machine isn't killing fascists."

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.