Amateur Shutterbug Gifts

A Bank Holiday Study.

'He's all thumbs!'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

A boy with a camera

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

'Nice smile.'

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

'Hold on, the play is under review.'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

"We're seeing a lot of Selfie Face Syndrome lately."

Bob's Photography Full Service: Baby Pics, Graduation, Wedding, Crime scene, Aautopsy.

"Harold... they know."

"Just finishing the roll?"

Say Cheese!

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

Tourist Bus

'These speed cameras really slow down traffic'

"Smile!"

Press Pass

"Ok everyone. . . say, organic, soy-based tofu, dairy substitute."

'Billy, how many times have I told you to get your thumb out of your mouth? Betty, for heaven's sake, brush your hair out of your eyes.' 'An annoying auto-focus camera.'

"All this just to take a selfy!"

Home Video

'For me, an experience just isn't real until it's been digitized.'

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

'He's a bit camera shy.'

'You're out of focus, Norman. Come a bit closer.'

A minister forgetfully slipping into his other role as a photographer

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.