Shutterbug Gifts

"It's an O.K. phone, but it takes great pictures."

'For me, an experience just isn't real until it's been digitized.'

'Darling! It's rude to point...' (child pointing long lens camera)

'He's all thumbs!'

"You left the lens cap on again. I have to charge you extra for wasting my time."

Photographic Club.

'Oops, I've only got fifteen hundred shots left and we still have two full days before we go home.'

'This is the worst red-light district I've ever been in!'

This one? I left the lens cap on.

'He's a bit camera shy.'

Sign on photographic business: Back in a flash.

Yousuf Karsh.

"As usual, you cut everyone's head off in the photos you took."

'We'll look into it.'

Say Cheese!

'Well, how do you like your new digital camera I bought you for myself?'

Tourist Bus

"Smile!"

Press Pass

"Say cheese."

Try to photograph people in their natural surroundings.

"Hold it! I'm out of film!"

"Ok everyone. . . say, organic, soy-based tofu, dairy substitute."

Grown-ups: a photography exhibit

Photographic Art School: Down, Click, Up, Repeat.

A boy with a camera

'Your strap is showing.'

"Just finishing the roll?"

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

Travel Agency. The novice photographers' club is planning a trip. Put them on the red-eye flight!

'Are you watching my birdie?!'

Photographers

Camera strain

'Uncover your lens.'

"I could have sworn I heard somebody saying "cheese", but somehow, they're just taking photos..."