Shutterbugs Gifts

'No offense, but I think I'd like to start shooting some full-scale models.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

A boy with a camera

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

'Nice smile.'

Astronaut Selfie.

Scientists discover a new Superbug

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'For the last time, this is NOT a public art event.'

"We're seeing a lot of Selfie Face Syndrome lately."

'Never, Ever...drink that fourth cup of coffee in the morning.'

'He's on his sixth cup of coffee.'

"Harold... they know."

Bob's Photography Full Service: Baby Pics, Graduation, Wedding, Crime scene, Aautopsy.

Say Cheese!

"Just finishing the roll?"

Tourist Bus

"Smile!"

Press Pass

'These speed cameras really slow down traffic'

"Ok everyone. . . say, organic, soy-based tofu, dairy substitute."

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

'For me, an experience just isn't real until it's been digitized.'

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

'He's a bit camera shy.'

'You're out of focus, Norman. Come a bit closer.'

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

Camera strain

A Bank Holiday Study.

'I know we're supposed to get rid of 'superbugs', but ours is the only one that understands the IT system!'