Shutterbugs Pillows

'No offense, but I think I'd like to start shooting some full-scale models.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

A boy with a camera

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

Astronaut Selfie.

'Nice smile.'

Scientists discover a new Superbug

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'For the last time, this is NOT a public art event.'

'Never, Ever...drink that fourth cup of coffee in the morning.'

"We're seeing a lot of Selfie Face Syndrome lately."

'He's on his sixth cup of coffee.'

Bob's Photography Full Service: Baby Pics, Graduation, Wedding, Crime scene, Aautopsy.

"Harold... they know."

Tourist Bus

Say Cheese!

"Smile!"

'These speed cameras really slow down traffic'

Press Pass

"Just finishing the roll?"

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

"Ok everyone. . . say, organic, soy-based tofu, dairy substitute."

'For me, an experience just isn't real until it's been digitized.'

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

'He's a bit camera shy.'

'You're out of focus, Norman. Come a bit closer.'

A Bank Holiday Study.

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

Camera strain

'This is the worst red-light district I've ever been in!'