Galactic Shutterbug Pillows

Astronaut Selfie.

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

A boy with a camera

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

'Nice smile.'

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

Scientists discover a new Superbug

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

Black Hole Corks

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

'For the last time, this is NOT a public art event.'

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

'The new matron has contracted MRSA.'

"After analyzing the energy waves emitted by this pulsar near Andromeda, I believe we have an answer to the age old question: 'Where do jokes come from?'"

"We're seeing a lot of Selfie Face Syndrome lately."

'Which one's Ringo?'

Bob's Photography Full Service: Baby Pics, Graduation, Wedding, Crime scene, Aautopsy.

"Harold... they know."

"On what planet do you imagine this would be funny?"

Say Cheese!

"It's boring up here. The moon just has no atmosphere."

Press Pass

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."