Galactic Shutterbug Prints

Astronaut Selfie.

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

A boy with a camera

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

'Not only was the superbug immune to antibiotics, but it had developed a taste for Dr Jones' whisky.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

'Nice smile.'

'I'm sorry for laughing Emperor Dorkbutt, it's just that in our language, well...'

Scientists discover a new Superbug

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

Black Hole Corks

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'For the last time, this is NOT a public art event.'

"We're seeing a lot of Selfie Face Syndrome lately."

"After analyzing the energy waves emitted by this pulsar near Andromeda, I believe we have an answer to the age old question: 'Where do jokes come from?'"

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

'The new matron has contracted MRSA.'

"Harold... they know."

Bob's Photography Full Service: Baby Pics, Graduation, Wedding, Crime scene, Aautopsy.

"On what planet do you imagine this would be funny?"

Tourist Bus

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

"It's boring up here. The moon just has no atmosphere."

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

'These speed cameras really slow down traffic'