Shutterbug With A Twist Prints

'During my trip around the World, I took some pictures with this new digital camera... here is my finger covering the lens in Sidney... here in New York... Rome... Lisbon... Hamburg...'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

A boy with a camera

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

Astronaut Selfie.

'Nice smile.'

'I only make predictions in retrospect.'

Scientists discover a new Superbug

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'For the last time, this is NOT a public art event.'

"We're seeing a lot of Selfie Face Syndrome lately."

"Harold... they know."

Bob's Photography Full Service: Baby Pics, Graduation, Wedding, Crime scene, Aautopsy.

Tourist Bus

"Just finishing the roll?"

"Smile!"

Say Cheese!

Press Pass

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

"Ok everyone. . . say, organic, soy-based tofu, dairy substitute."

'These speed cameras really slow down traffic'

'For me, an experience just isn't real until it's been digitized.'

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

'He's a bit camera shy.'

'You're out of focus, Norman. Come a bit closer.'

A Bank Holiday Study.

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

Camera strain

'This is the worst red-light district I've ever been in!'

This one? I left the lens cap on.