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"We're seeing a lot of Selfie Face Syndrome lately."

'Aw, somebody blinked.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

A boy with a camera

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

The Press

Astronaut Selfie.

'Nice smile.'

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'For the last time, this is NOT a public art event.'

"Harold... they know."

Tourist Bus

Say Cheese!

"Smile!"

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

"Ok everyone. . . say, organic, soy-based tofu, dairy substitute."

Press Pass

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

'These speed cameras really slow down traffic'

"Just finishing the roll?"

'For me, an experience just isn't real until it's been digitized.'

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

'He's a bit camera shy.'

'You're out of focus, Norman. Come a bit closer.'

"Can you please back off?! I'm trying to take a shelfie."

A Bank Holiday Study.

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

Camera strain

"Get closer together, closer together."