Snap-happy Shutterbug Prints

Bob's Photography Full Service: Baby Pics, Graduation, Wedding, Crime scene, Aautopsy.

"We're seeing a lot of Selfie Face Syndrome lately."

'Aw, somebody blinked.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

A boy with a camera

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

'Nice smile.'

The Press

Astronaut Selfie.

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'For the last time, this is NOT a public art event.'

"Harold... they know."

"Smile!"

Tourist Bus

Press Pass

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

Say Cheese!

"Just finishing the roll?"

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

'These speed cameras really slow down traffic'

"Ok everyone. . . say, organic, soy-based tofu, dairy substitute."

'For me, an experience just isn't real until it's been digitized.'

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

'He's a bit camera shy.'

'You're out of focus, Norman. Come a bit closer.'

A Bank Holiday Study.

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

Camera strain

"Get closer together, closer together."

This one? I left the lens cap on.

'This is the worst red-light district I've ever been in!'