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'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

'Does it come with a built in mobile phone?'

"Can you please back off?! I'm trying to take a shelfie."

Barcode Dreams

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

Wedding selfie stick

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

"It's obviously an original."

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'It's for cutting and pasting.'

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, give a man a kickstarter campaign and he can write a bad fishing memoir."

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

He was under-performing so we replaced him with his Smart phone!

Cartoon 2319: Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Leonardo da Vinci's 'Mac Lisa.'

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

'You'll be fine. Take two aspirin and call, fax, text or email me in the morning.'

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