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'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

'Does it come with a built in mobile phone?'

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'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

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"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"I can't remember, did you text me, call me, tweet me, email me, or just tell me about it?"

"It's obviously an original."

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'It's for cutting and pasting.'

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

Our manicure special today is 'Text Message Tips.' I contour your nails so you can hit all those tiny little keys!

"Not now, honey. Daddy's arguing with strangers about the sexual orientation of puppets."

He was under-performing so we replaced him with his Smart phone!

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

'You'll be fine. Take two aspirin and call, fax, text or email me in the morning.'

"We're seeing a lot of Selfie Face Syndrome lately."

'That brush - how many dpi?'

'And I took this shot with my new camera mobile!'

"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."

"It's 3D 4K HD - ideal for my old silent movie collection."