Camera Shutterbug Prints

'These speed cameras really slow down traffic'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

A boy with a camera

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

'Nice smile.'

Astronaut Selfie.

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'For the last time, this is NOT a public art event.'

"Lately, I've mainly been using selfie traps."

"We're seeing a lot of Selfie Face Syndrome lately."

Bob's Photography Full Service: Baby Pics, Graduation, Wedding, Crime scene, Aautopsy.

"Harold... they know."

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

Say Cheese!

Tourist Bus

"Ok everyone. . . say, organic, soy-based tofu, dairy substitute."

"Smile!"

Press Pass

"Just finishing the roll?"

'For me, an experience just isn't real until it's been digitized.'

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

'He's a bit camera shy.'

#Elfies

'You're out of focus, Norman. Come a bit closer.'

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

Camera strain

A Bank Holiday Study.

'This is the worst red-light district I've ever been in!'

This one? I left the lens cap on.