Camera Shutterbug Gifts

'These speed cameras really slow down traffic'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

A boy with a camera

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

Man Ray

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

Astronaut Selfie.

'Nice smile.'

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'For the last time, this is NOT a public art event.'

"We're seeing a lot of Selfie Face Syndrome lately."

"Lately, I've mainly been using selfie traps."

"Harold... they know."

Bob's Photography Full Service: Baby Pics, Graduation, Wedding, Crime scene, Aautopsy.

Say Cheese!

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

Tourist Bus

"Smile!"

Press Pass

"Just finishing the roll?"

"Ok everyone. . . say, organic, soy-based tofu, dairy substitute."

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

'For me, an experience just isn't real until it's been digitized.'

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

'He's a bit camera shy.'

#Elfies

'You're out of focus, Norman. Come a bit closer.'

A Bank Holiday Study.

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

Camera strain

"Can you please back off?! I'm trying to take a shelfie."

'This is the worst red-light district I've ever been in!'