Techie Shutterbug Gifts

'Hi Grandpa'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

A boy with a camera

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

'Nice smile.'

Astronaut Selfie.

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'For the last time, this is NOT a public art event.'

'I have all our acorn storage spots geolocated on my smart phone...'

"We're seeing a lot of Selfie Face Syndrome lately."

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! What's that malfunctioning machine? It's a "Justin Beeper"!

Bob's Photography Full Service: Baby Pics, Graduation, Wedding, Crime scene, Aautopsy.

"Harold... they know."

'These speed cameras really slow down traffic'

Press Pass

"Smile!"

Say Cheese!

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

Tourist Bus

"It's all set. We both have enough credits to go to college."

"Ok everyone. . . say, organic, soy-based tofu, dairy substitute."

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

"Just finishing the roll?"

'For me, an experience just isn't real until it's been digitized.'

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

'He's a bit camera shy.'

'You're out of focus, Norman. Come a bit closer.'

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

Cloud Storage. Clown Storage

"Can you please back off?! I'm trying to take a shelfie."