Feathered Shutterbug Gifts

'You can always tell a tourist.'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Alice's interest in photography grew, during her stay in Wonderland.

A boy with a camera

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

'Please, Grandpa Turkey! Tell us about the Christmas massacre and the Thanksgiving bloodbath!'

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

Astronaut Selfie.

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'For the last time, this is NOT a public art event.'

'Not the funky chicken?'

"We're seeing a lot of Selfie Face Syndrome lately."

"For goodness sakes, Harold. Stop preening!"

"Harold... they know."

Bob's Photography Full Service: Baby Pics, Graduation, Wedding, Crime scene, Aautopsy.

Tourist Bus

Say Cheese!

"Smile!"

Press Pass

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

"Just finishing the roll?"

"Ok everyone. . . say, organic, soy-based tofu, dairy substitute."

'These speed cameras really slow down traffic'

'For me, an experience just isn't real until it's been digitized.'

'Frankly - I think this is a monstrous invasion of our privacy!'

'He's a bit camera shy.'

'You're out of focus, Norman. Come a bit closer.'

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

Camera strain

'This is the worst red-light district I've ever been in!'

This one? I left the lens cap on.