Amateur Photographer Gifts

A minister forgetfully slipping into his other role as a photographer

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

"All this just to take a selfy!"

Painting by the numbers for adults

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

'Handyman's Special'

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

"Darling, I never realised how talented you weren't!"

Snapshots in Time

Smile

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Mission Impossible: The Family Photo

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

Bunny Pranks

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

If Whistler and his mother were alive today.

The Undeniable Spirit of Tourists

Young lady telling a young man he is not singing low enough.

Super glue . . .

Social Struggles

"Still life with fruit and terribly drawn fish"

'Nice smile.'

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

'He's picture perfect, alright, but the negative leaves a little to be desired.'

'Hold on, the play is under review.'

'You did that on purpose!'