Amateur Photography Gifts

Painting by the numbers for adults

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Snapshots in Time

Smile

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

Social Struggles

The Undeniable Spirit of Tourists

"Still life with fruit and terribly drawn fish"

'He's picture perfect, alright, but the negative leaves a little to be desired.'

'Nice smile.'

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

'Hold on, the play is under review.'

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

Gardener of the Year.

'You did that on purpose!'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'These photos are ruined... Not one of us has red-eye!'

'You shouldn't have swallowed a roll of film...Doctor says we'll just have to see what develops!'