Amateur Photography Gifts

"I know the image quality isn't the best. I recorded this on a GoSemi-Pro camera."

Painting by the numbers for adults

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

Detective and child follow footprints using magnifying glasses.

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

Snapshots in Time

Smile

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Mission Impossible: The Family Photo

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

Bunny Pranks

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

'Nice smile.'

"Still life with fruit and terribly drawn fish"

If Whistler and his mother were alive today.

Social Struggles

The Undeniable Spirit of Tourists

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

'He's picture perfect, alright, but the negative leaves a little to be desired.'

'You did that on purpose!'

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

'Hold on, the play is under review.'

Gardener of the Year.

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'These photos are ruined... Not one of us has red-eye!'