Amateur Photographers Prints

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

'Billy, how many times have I told you to get your thumb out of your mouth? Betty, for heaven's sake, brush your hair out of your eyes.' 'An annoying auto-focus camera.'

No, I will not take your picture

Painting by the numbers for adults

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

Smile

"Darling, I never realised how talented you weren't!"

Snapshots in Time

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

'They're not out of focus. They're just fuzzy memories.'

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

'Nice smile.'

Social Struggles

The Undeniable Spirit of Tourists

Young lady telling a young man he is not singing low enough.

"Still life with fruit and terribly drawn fish"

'He's picture perfect, alright, but the negative leaves a little to be desired.'

Gardener of the Year.

'Hold on, the play is under review.'

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

'You did that on purpose!'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'These photos are ruined... Not one of us has red-eye!'