Ageless Intern Gifts

"Who knew they had interns in the Hoover administration."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

Laptop Dancing.

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

Do you think I'm sixty?

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

You're never too old for ballet!

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

"Buster, run this past legal."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

'And this is Bert, our intern. He's been with the company for 46 years!'

I'm interning at town hall for my college transcript. Cool. I'm taking AP classes to boost my GPA. How about you, Twig? I'm working at my dad's nursery. What do you get out of that? Money. Novel idea!

Gotta say, Alayna, you're the best intern I've ever had. The Human Cannonball.

The Surly Yoof

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

'It's called a bedSIDE manner, Doctor.'

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

"You'll get used to that drone following you around. The good news is it will be gone once your internship is over."