Ageless Intern Pillows

"Who knew they had interns in the Hoover administration."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

Laptop Dancing.

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"But if you were a real boy you wouldn't be allowed to work such long hours."

Do you think I'm sixty?

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

'I blame the nothing for something culture.'

'Staffers don't report we're managing decline. They report we met our targets and did out job!'

"This is one of those great jobs you'd be willing to do for free. Will you do it for free?"

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

You're never too old for ballet!

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'He's done well considering he was just a part-time summer intern.'

"Buster, run this past legal."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

'As the intern, it'll be your job to work for free.'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

'And this is Bert, our intern. He's been with the company for 46 years!'

"Intern? Oh, no. He wandered in from our day care center."

The Surly Yoof

"You'll get used to that drone following you around. The good news is it will be gone once your internship is over."

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

'How's getting you a sandwich going to help me get a job?'

"And someday, when you're a little further up the corporate ladder, maybe we'll let you meet J.R. himself!"

'It's called a bedSIDE manner, Doctor.'

"Well, I've taught you everything I know."