Ageless Enthusiast Pillows

Invention No 123. The Anti-prune Mirror

Breast Height Chart

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

Do you think I'm sixty?

You're never too old for ballet!

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

Midlife: You Are Here.

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

The end of innocence

The Inner Dog.

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

"You're only as old as you feel, right, honey? And today, I feel like being 24!"

"I'm feeling less stressed since I set my biological clock back an hour."

The New Age Dentist.

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

Warning: Contents may settle over time.

"You don't have OCD or ADD. You have OLD."

New Age Pit Bull

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

"It's male pattern osteoporosis."

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

Construction zone ends. Please resume following your bliss.

Senior Photos

"...At what point do hemorrhoids become 'just another hobby?'"

'Medical researchers discovered that the leading cause of death by aging is due to birthdays.'

I always think of old age as ten years older than I am.

She IS a raisin