Ageless Icon Pillows

"This is our new one-piece for the more mature ladies."

'Man...You age great!'

Do you think I'm sixty?

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

You're never too old for ballet!

"He's got a great future behind him!"

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

'I don't eat organic foods. At my age I can use all the preservatives I can get.'

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

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"Not only do you look marvelous but all of you looks the same age."

"Botox? No, I simply stopped smiling when I turned 30."

'You know you're 40 when...'

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'

"But, Mom, all my friends wear black...that's why we're so unique."

"I've decided to start groaning every time I have to move my body a little bit."

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Old Vampire with false teeth.

'You're in your nineties and still fancy women?' - 'Early nineties.'

Blackbeard needed help living up to his name.

"Of course I'm Cupid...that's an old picture!"

"I wouldn't let it get to you."

"She said she's looking forward to her 35th but she should be looking back on it..."

'At the Old Players' Home. . .

"That reminds me, Hon. Your Botox shipment arrived yesterday."

Pirate digging for treasure at computer icon on island.

"I'm so jealous. Joanne looks like she hasn't used up a single one of her 9 lives."

'It's true - the legs go first!'

"Everyone showed up to celebrate, except for your pension plan sponsor."

"Who knew they had interns in the Hoover administration."