Ageless Icon Gifts

"This is our new one-piece for the more mature ladies."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

'Man...You age great!'

Do you think I'm sixty?

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

You're never too old for ballet!

"He's got a great future behind him!"

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

"Now that I'm getting older it takes more than a single bound to leap a tall building."

'I don't eat organic foods. At my age I can use all the preservatives I can get.'

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

Senior Photos

"Botox? No, I simply stopped smiling when I turned 30."

"Not only do you look marvelous but all of you looks the same age."

'You know you're 40 when...'

'Listen Buddy! After the hot flushes I've been having this is like a resort!'

'Rock of Ages'

"I've decided to start groaning every time I have to move my body a little bit."

"But, Mom, all my friends wear black...that's why we're so unique."

Old Vampire with false teeth.

'You're in your nineties and still fancy women?' - 'Early nineties.'

Tailcoat

"Of course I'm Cupid...that's an old picture!"

Blackbeard needed help living up to his name.

Pirate digging for treasure at computer icon on island.

'At the Old Players' Home. . .

When did my internal clock go external?

"That reminds me, Hon. Your Botox shipment arrived yesterday."

"She said she's looking forward to her 35th but she should be looking back on it..."

"I wouldn't let it get to you."

"I'm so jealous. Joanne looks like she hasn't used up a single one of her 9 lives."

'It's true - the legs go first!'

Graceland Tours: Ironic/Non-Ironic