Afterlife Thinkers Gifts

Looking for a gift for an afterlife thinker? Discover products that celebrate curiosity about life’s mysteries and the great beyond. Perfect for those who love to ponder existence with a touch of humor and depth, our collection offers smart, whimsical items to inspire conversations and comfort. Whether they enjoy contemplative moments or lively debates about the beyond, find a memorable gift that resonates with their curiosity and philosophical spirit.

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"Well when you consider the end result, if I had it to do ll over again, I might just be a real bastard."

"Well when you consider the end result, if I had it to do ll over again, I might just be a real bastard." mockup

"Well when you consider the end result, if I had it to do ll over again, I might just be a real bastard."

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"How can you be out of wings?"

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"Good game."

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'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..." mockup

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

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Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels. mockup

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

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"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here." mockup

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

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'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?' mockup

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

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"Call me?"

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"Surgery up here is free!"

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"All we have left is standing room only."

"All we have left is standing room only." mockup

"All we have left is standing room only."

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'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...' mockup

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

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"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox." mockup

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

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"It's true: no more burpees."

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'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.' mockup

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

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'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.' mockup

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

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"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump." mockup

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

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'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!' mockup

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

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"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'." mockup

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

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"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries." mockup

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

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"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having." mockup

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

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"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..." mockup

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

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"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection." mockup

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

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'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.' mockup

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

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"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in." mockup

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

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"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?" mockup

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

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A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter. mockup

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

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"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?" mockup

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

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'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.' mockup

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

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"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?" mockup

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

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"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!" mockup

"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

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A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch. mockup

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

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"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you." mockup

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

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'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.' mockup

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

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'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.' mockup

'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'

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Afterlife Thinkers Gifts Collection

Afterlife Thinkers Mugs

Explore more intriguing mugs for afterlife thinkers, featuring clever quotes and designs to start meaningful conversations.

Afterlife Thinkers Pillows

Find pillows designed for comfort and contemplation, with stylish prints for those pondering life's mysteries.

Afterlife Thinkers Prints

Browse prints that inspire thoughts on existence and beyond, ideal for decorating your favorite thinking space.

Afterlife Thinkers T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that express profound thoughts and witty takes on the afterlife, perfect for thinkers and philosophers alike.