"Well when you consider the end result, if I had it to do ll over again, I might just be a real bastard."
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"How can you be out of wings?"
"Good game."
'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."
Angels await for their baggage around carousels.
"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."
"Call me?"
'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'
"Surgery up here is free!"
"All we have left is standing room only."
"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."
"It's true: no more burpees."
'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'
'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'
'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'
"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."
'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'
Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.
"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."
"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."
"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."
"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."
"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."
'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'
"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."
"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"
A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.
"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."
A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.
"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."
'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'
'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'
Gates of heaven
"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"
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