Afterlife Thinkers Pillows

"Well when you consider the end result, if I had it to do ll over again, I might just be a real bastard."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Call me?"

"Surgery up here is free!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"It's true: no more burpees."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

'I know you don't belong here, but if we let you go to Heaven, we couldn't not guarantee your safety.'

"When I get to heaven do you think I'll get my testicles back?"

"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

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'I chose here since heaven won't allow you to take your bonus and golden parachute with you.'