Afterlife Thinker Pillows

'Yet here we are, exactly the same!'

'I would do some things differently if I had a chance to do it all over again.'

"I was always afraid to read it before."

"Cool! When I'm dead I want to get uploaded to the cloud, too!"

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Call me?"

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Surgery up here is free!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"All we have left is standing room only."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'