Afterlife Thinker Pillows

'Yet here we are, exactly the same!'

'I would do some things differently if I had a chance to do it all over again.'

REmember, no cracks about "only the good die young" around Methuselah.

"I was always afraid to read it before."

"Cool! When I'm dead I want to get uploaded to the cloud, too!"

"I still hate you."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Call me?"

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"Surgery up here is free!"

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"It's true: no more burpees."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.