Philosopher Of The Afterlife Gifts

"Have you been feeling all right, Ed?"

'I like to think I make a difference.'

'Oh, well... It's been lovely talking to you, but I really must get back to work. See you in hell.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Call me?"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"Surgery up here is free!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"All we have left is standing room only."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"But what if this is all there is?"

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."