"Trust me. It's not a God-given right."
Afterlife Theorist Gifts
Looking for a gift for the creative mind fascinated by the afterlife? Our collection offers quirky mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their fascination with the mysterious beyond. Perfect for sparking conversations and adding a touch of humor to their collection, these products are ideal for those who ponder the great beyond with wit and curiosity.
A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.
"15%? We all tipped 20%"
"It costs too much to live."
"Call me?"
'You ask him to sing. I don't speak Italian.'
"Good thing we got to you first. Inland Revenue wants you for Irregularities in Pension Payments."
'Yes, that's my final answer!'
'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'
"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"
'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."
Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.
'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'
'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'
"Surgery up here is free!"
"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"
Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!
"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."
'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'
"It's true: no more burpees."
"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."
"I thought there would be bacon here."
"All we have left is standing room only."
Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.
'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'
'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'
'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'
"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."
'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'
"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."
'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'
'This is way better than a litter box.'
"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."
Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.
'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'
Afterlife Theorist Gifts Collection
Afterlife Theorist Mugs
Looking for more insightful gifts? Check out our collection of mugs designed for the afterlife enthusiast.
Afterlife Theorist Pillows
Add some humor and intrigue to their home with pillows featuring designs inspired by fascination with the beyond.
Afterlife Theorist Prints
Discover art prints that explore the enigmatic world of the afterlife, perfect for the thoughtful collector.
Afterlife Theorist T-Shirts
Explore our selection of curiosity-inspired t-shirts for the creatively inclined who ponder the mysteries of the afterlife.