Afterlife Philosophers Gifts

Searching for a unique gift for a lover of philosophy and the afterlife? Our collection offers clever, humorous, and meaningful products that celebrate the curiosity and wit of thinkers exploring what comes next.

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A stranger in paradise.

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'So, you didn't get to die with dignity. Who does? I choked to death on a bag of marshmallows, while sitting in a bathtub full of hot chocolate.'

'So, you didn't get to die with dignity. Who does? I choked to death on a bag of marshmallows, while sitting in a bathtub full of hot chocolate.' mockup

'So, you didn't get to die with dignity. Who does? I choked to death on a bag of marshmallows, while sitting in a bathtub full of hot chocolate.'

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'It's really nothing to be embarrassed about!'

'It's really nothing to be embarrassed about!' mockup

'It's really nothing to be embarrassed about!'

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"No, no, it was a heart attack. The air bag worked like a charm."

"No, no, it was a heart attack. The air bag worked like a charm." mockup

"No, no, it was a heart attack. The air bag worked like a charm."

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"You're just in time. We're having vegetarian chili tonight."

"You're just in time. We're having vegetarian chili tonight." mockup

"You're just in time. We're having vegetarian chili tonight."

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'You'd better not get caught with that. The rules clearly state that you can't take it with you.'

'You'd better not get caught with that. The rules clearly state that you can't take it with you.' mockup

'You'd better not get caught with that. The rules clearly state that you can't take it with you.'

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'Welcome! We have a cubicle waiting for you.'

'Welcome! We have a cubicle waiting for you.' mockup

'Welcome! We have a cubicle waiting for you.'

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"Wow, I wish I'd thought of that! My last words were pretty naf."

"Wow, I wish I'd thought of that! My last words were pretty naf." mockup

"Wow, I wish I'd thought of that! My last words were pretty naf."

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"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!" mockup

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

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'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..." mockup

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

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Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

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"Call me?"

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'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?' mockup

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

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"Surgery up here is free!"

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"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far." mockup

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

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"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox." mockup

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

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Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

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"All we have left is standing room only."

"All we have left is standing room only." mockup

"All we have left is standing room only."

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'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...' mockup

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

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"It's true: no more burpees."

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"I thought there would be bacon here." mockup

"I thought there would be bacon here."

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'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.' mockup

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

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'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.' mockup

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

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'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.' mockup

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

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"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump." mockup

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

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"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue." mockup

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

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'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?' mockup

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

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'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!' mockup

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

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"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'." mockup

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

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'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.' mockup

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

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'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?' mockup

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

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"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..." mockup

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

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"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..." mockup

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

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"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having." mockup

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

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'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'. mockup

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

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Afterlife Philosophers Gifts Collection

Afterlife Philosophers Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs inspired by afterlife philosophers—perfect for blending wit, wisdom, and your morning brew.

Afterlife Philosophers Pillows

Snuggle up with pillows that feature humorous takes on the afterlife and philosophy—adding personality and insight to your space.

Afterlife Philosophers Prints

Browse our prints celebrating the musings of afterlife philosophers—beautiful wall art that invites reflection and adds character.

Afterlife Philosophers T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate philosophical curiosity about the afterlife—great for making a witty statement wherever you go.