Afterlife Concepts Gifts

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'

Dog's Paradise

Angels surprised to see a graveyard in Heaven

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

Man considering Reincarnation or Heaven

"I have a rich and generous son who wants to contribute to the heavenly fund."

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Call me?"

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Surgery up here is free!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"It's true: no more burpees."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.