Afterlife Themes Gifts

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

Cat Heaven

"Here...use this. It's not his time yet."

Good boy! Now roll over and play alive.

Heaven Has VIP

"I've forgotten what I came down here for."

"And, if you don't have an attorney, we have millions of them."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"I'm curious, was it just me, or did we all have dyslexia?"

Angles on cloud 9 always get to live it up.

'I have an exit strategy for getting the hell out of here.'

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

'I'ts good we don't have to make a living up here. I sold life insurance.'

'I should never have admitted I was a grape-treader down there!'

'I was just wondering how much longer I'll be working in the bowels?'

After hours TV.

'Well, would you believe it? I won last night's lottery jackpot! '

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Call me?"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Surgery up here is free!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."