Afterlife Themes Mugs

'Second fastest gun in the west.'

Cat Heaven

"Here...use this. It's not his time yet."

Good boy! Now roll over and play alive.

"Houston, we have a problem."

Heaven Has VIP

"I've forgotten what I came down here for."

"And, if you don't have an attorney, we have millions of them."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"I'm curious, was it just me, or did we all have dyslexia?"

Angles on cloud 9 always get to live it up.

'Pssst! Look what I snuck past those bonebrains!'

'I have an exit strategy for getting the hell out of here.'

'Hendrikson is playing his practical joke again!'

'I'ts good we don't have to make a living up here. I sold life insurance.'

'I should never have admitted I was a grape-treader down there!'

'I was just wondering how much longer I'll be working in the bowels?'

After hours TV.

'Well, would you believe it? I won last night's lottery jackpot! '

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

Would you stop acting territorial? ALL dogs end up here.

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Call me?"

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"Surgery up here is free!"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."