Afterlife Concepts Mugs

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

'I'm writing a sequel to my autobiography.'

Dog's Paradise

Angels surprised to see a graveyard in Heaven

An Angel getting his dog to jump through his Halo using it like a Hoop

Man considering Reincarnation or Heaven

"I have a rich and generous son who wants to contribute to the heavenly fund."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Call me?"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Surgery up here is free!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"It's true: no more burpees."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

'Welcome to Heaven. By the way, here's your favorite club you lost on that course 28 years ago.'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'