Afterlife Car Enthusiasts Gifts

'Your guarantee's expired.'

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"I need to tinkle."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Dog Park

Sailor in Car.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Surgery up here is free!"

Under pressure.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Deflator mouse

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"All we have left is standing room only."

Motor Tourism

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Useless add-ons.

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!