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'Your guarantee's expired.'

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I need to tinkle."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Dog Park

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Sailor in Car.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"Surgery up here is free!"

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Under pressure.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Deflator mouse

Coexist. Coexhaust.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"All we have left is standing room only."

Motor Tourism

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Useless add-ons.

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'