Aero-comedic Critique Gifts

"I hardly fly anymore. The emotional baggage fees were killing me."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

Pop up begger.

Cow Pilot.

"Please excuse our appearance while our records are being impounded."

"The school construction budget is so small we can't even afford to build a snowman."

Boris Johnson lies his way out of trouble

'The footprints in the cheesecake were inconclusive, but my DNA was all over the peanut butter pie.'

It finally happened, models so thin they only consist of few molecules.

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"Do I take it that we can't be guaranteed your vote in the forthcoming election?"

"Excuse me - could you tell me which recession we are in at the moment?"

London Congestion & Polution Zone - 'What's your problem? I thought Boris was in charge now.'

'It just seem excessive, somehow -- buying a big-screen, high-definition TV to watch Geraldo with.'

'I'm a genetically modified fish aimed at the environmentalist market.'

'How the heck are we supposed to land on a runway that's upside down?'

Penguins going for flying lessons

Safety Pin

"We've got kind of a noir thing happening here, Manny. The girlie cigarette doesn't exactly add."

Two women are hosting a radio show called Ask Sadie.

"But we make a killing on auto repairs...if we encourage people to fix things themselves first."

Robot Bores

LARGE FRONT

End of the Pier Show

'Aside from the cockroach, how was everything?'

"My wife thinks I'm out looking for a job..."

"This is not the sleeping beauty I paid good money to see!"