Advice Column Follower Gifts

If you're a true advice column follower, you know that your love for sharp insights and witty responses is a unique passion. Our collection offers fun, creative gifts that resonate with your keen interest in life's wise words. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, our items are perfect for those who deeply appreciate clever advice, making your daily moments more amusing and insightful.

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"Ask Sadie advice hour! What's your problem?!" "Being a high school student is literally killing me! I sit all day at school, and sit all evening doing my homework." "Stop yer sniveling!!! Every student since the beginning of time has had to deal with this problem." "Yes, you're sitting all day. But like any other teenager, you should be burning thousands of calories anyway." "The eye-rolling alone should burn up to 473 calories per hour. Pick up the pace, slacker!!!"

"Ask Sadie advice hour! What's your problem?!" "Being a high school student is literally killing me! I sit all day at school, and sit all evening doing my homework." "Stop yer sniveling!!! Every student since the beginning of time has had to deal with this problem." "Yes, you're sitting all day. But like any other teenager, you should be burning thousands of calories anyway." "The eye-rolling alone should burn up to 473 calories per hour. Pick up the pace, slacker!!!"

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Squeezing the Free Press.

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It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

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It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

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News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

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"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony." mockup

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

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The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

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The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

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"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys." mockup

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

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'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.' mockup

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

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"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!" mockup

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

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'You've been killing files again.' mockup

'You've been killing files again.'

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"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother." mockup

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

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'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

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'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

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"Trump's America"

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"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!" mockup

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

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'If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.'

'If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.' mockup

'If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.'

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The Original Gossip Columns

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"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock." mockup

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

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Will Self deprecation

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'Instead of nagging you, Walter, I've decided to write a syndicated column!'

'Instead of nagging you, Walter, I've decided to write a syndicated column!' mockup

'Instead of nagging you, Walter, I've decided to write a syndicated column!'

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"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."

"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink." mockup

"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."

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The Daily Fury

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'I've fallen in love and i've fallen in porage and believe me: porage is better.'

'I've fallen in love and i've fallen in porage and believe me: porage is better.' mockup

'I've fallen in love and i've fallen in porage and believe me: porage is better.'

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"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer." mockup

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

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'Ed' 'Op-ed'

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'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

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'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

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The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

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Journalist in charge of gardening column has dead plant.

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Journalist in charge of gardening column has dead plant.

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Advice Column Follower Gifts Collection

Advice Column Follower Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the advice column enthusiast in you. Perfect for your morning coffee or tea break, these mugs combine wit and charm.

Advice Column Follower Pillows

Snuggle up with pillows featuring fun and insightful designs inspired by advice columns. They add personality and humor to your living space.

Advice Column Follower Prints

Decorate with prints that capture the wit and wisdom of advice columns. Perfect for adding a humorous touch to your home or office décor.

Advice Column Follower T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts designed for those who love clever advice and witty quotes. Wear your favorite sayings and showcase your passion for creative humor.