Advice Columnist Aspirant Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for someone dreaming of becoming an advice columnist? Our collection celebrates their creative spirit with fun, inspiring items perfect for fueling their passion for witty advice and storytelling. Whether they’re just starting out or are already on the path, these thoughtful products will add some humor and motivation to their daily routine, making their aspirations feel even more attainable.

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Squeezing the Free Press.

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Squeezing the Free Press. mockup

Squeezing the Free Press. mockup

Squeezing the Free Press. mockup

Squeezing the Free Press.

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It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist. mockup

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist. mockup

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist. mockup

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist. mockup

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

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News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths! mockup

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths! mockup

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths! mockup

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths! mockup

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

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"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony." mockup

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony." mockup

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony." mockup

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony." mockup

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

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The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication. mockup

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication. mockup

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication. mockup

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication. mockup

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

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'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.' mockup

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.' mockup

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.' mockup

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.' mockup

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

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'You've been killing files again.'

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'You've been killing files again.' mockup

'You've been killing files again.' mockup

'You've been killing files again.' mockup

'You've been killing files again.'

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'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.' mockup

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.' mockup

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.' mockup

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.' mockup

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

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The Original Gossip Columns

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The Original Gossip Columns

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'Instead of nagging you, Walter, I've decided to write a syndicated column!'

'Instead of nagging you, Walter, I've decided to write a syndicated column!' mockup

'Instead of nagging you, Walter, I've decided to write a syndicated column!' mockup

'Instead of nagging you, Walter, I've decided to write a syndicated column!' mockup

'Instead of nagging you, Walter, I've decided to write a syndicated column!' mockup

'Instead of nagging you, Walter, I've decided to write a syndicated column!'

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Will Self deprecation

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Will Self deprecation mockup

Will Self deprecation mockup

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Will Self deprecation

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The Daily Fury mockup

The Daily Fury mockup

The Daily Fury

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"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer." mockup

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer." mockup

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer." mockup

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer." mockup

"Wait a minute. Where am I going? I'm a writer."

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'Ed' 'Op-ed' mockup

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'Ed' 'Op-ed' mockup

'Ed' 'Op-ed' mockup

'Ed' 'Op-ed'

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'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...' mockup

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...' mockup

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...' mockup

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...' mockup

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

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"Get me some valium please, Miss Minster - I've just been stranded in the lift with the agony aunt!"

"Get me some valium please, Miss Minster - I've just been stranded in the lift with the agony aunt!" mockup

"Get me some valium please, Miss Minster - I've just been stranded in the lift with the agony aunt!" mockup

"Get me some valium please, Miss Minster - I've just been stranded in the lift with the agony aunt!" mockup

"Get me some valium please, Miss Minster - I've just been stranded in the lift with the agony aunt!" mockup

"Get me some valium please, Miss Minster - I've just been stranded in the lift with the agony aunt!"

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Journalist in charge of gardening column has dead plant.

Journalist in charge of gardening column has dead plant. mockup

Journalist in charge of gardening column has dead plant. mockup

Journalist in charge of gardening column has dead plant. mockup

Journalist in charge of gardening column has dead plant. mockup

Journalist in charge of gardening column has dead plant.

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The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication. mockup

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication. mockup

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication. mockup

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication. mockup

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

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'And this is Paul, who writes our 'Voice of Sanity' column.'

'And this is Paul, who writes our 'Voice of Sanity' column.' mockup

'And this is Paul, who writes our 'Voice of Sanity' column.' mockup

'And this is Paul, who writes our 'Voice of Sanity' column.' mockup

'And this is Paul, who writes our 'Voice of Sanity' column.' mockup

'And this is Paul, who writes our 'Voice of Sanity' column.'

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'Not a problem. Our industry is self-regulated. In fact, I'm scheduled to jump off the roof right after this meeting.'

'Not a problem. Our industry is self-regulated. In fact, I'm scheduled to jump off the roof right after this meeting.' mockup

'Not a problem. Our industry is self-regulated. In fact, I'm scheduled to jump off the roof right after this meeting.' mockup

'Not a problem. Our industry is self-regulated. In fact, I'm scheduled to jump off the roof right after this meeting.' mockup

'Not a problem. Our industry is self-regulated. In fact, I'm scheduled to jump off the roof right after this meeting.' mockup

'Not a problem. Our industry is self-regulated. In fact, I'm scheduled to jump off the roof right after this meeting.'

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'I hate these literary parties. All everyone does is sit around and complain about their publishers. Take mine for instance ...'

'I hate these literary parties. All everyone does is sit around and complain about their publishers. Take mine for instance ...' mockup

'I hate these literary parties. All everyone does is sit around and complain about their publishers. Take mine for instance ...' mockup

'I hate these literary parties. All everyone does is sit around and complain about their publishers. Take mine for instance ...' mockup

'I hate these literary parties. All everyone does is sit around and complain about their publishers. Take mine for instance ...' mockup

'I hate these literary parties. All everyone does is sit around and complain about their publishers. Take mine for instance ...'

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Advice Columnist Aspirant Gifts Collection

Advice Columnist Aspirant Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for advice columnists in the making—bring humor and inspiration to their morning routine.

Advice Columnist Aspirant Pillows

Add a touch of inspiration with pillows designed for creative minds—perfect for cozying up during brainstorms or relaxing weekends.

Advice Columnist Aspirant Prints

Decorate their space with prints that inspire creativity and wit—ideal for any budding advice columnist’s workspace or personal retreat.

Advice Columnist Aspirant T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that match an aspiring advice columnist's wit and creativity—ideal for expressing their love for clever problem-solving.