Health Columnist Gifts

Looking for a gift for a health columnist? Explore our collection of clever, charming items designed for wellness writers who share insights about health, medicine, and lifestyle. Whether they need a motivational mug, a witty T-shirt, or a comfy pillow, our products add a dash of humor and support to their daily routine. Show appreciation for their dedication to wellness with a unique gift that aligns with their professional passions.

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'I haven't read the health columns this morning. Is coffee out or in today?'

'I haven't read the health columns this morning. Is coffee out or in today?' mockup

'I haven't read the health columns this morning. Is coffee out or in today?'

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Studies show foods work miracles! mockup

Studies show foods work miracles!

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'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.' mockup

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

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'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.' mockup

'While these products may not result in weight loss, they will result in credibility loss.'

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'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

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'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?' mockup

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

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"They used to call them G.P.s."

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Take a pill so you won't be one.

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VACCINATION REFUSAL

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'We believe it was at THIS point that the species became extinct.'

'We believe it was at THIS point that the species became extinct.' mockup

'We believe it was at THIS point that the species became extinct.'

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"We at MEGAPHARMA are 100% behind the benefits of 'talking therapies' which is why we've developed MEGAZYMOLIN to enhance the experience..."

"We at MEGAPHARMA are 100% behind the benefits of 'talking therapies' which is why we've developed MEGAZYMOLIN to enhance the experience..." mockup

"We at MEGAPHARMA are 100% behind the benefits of 'talking therapies' which is why we've developed MEGAZYMOLIN to enhance the experience..."

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'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.'

'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.' mockup

'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.'

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"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease." mockup

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

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'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?' mockup

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

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Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely. mockup

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

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"And he can make 347,000 home visits in one night!"

"And he can make 347,000 home visits in one night!" mockup

"And he can make 347,000 home visits in one night!"

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The Visitor

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'We found the only significant impact diet books had was if we made people eat them!'

'We found the only significant impact diet books had was if we made people eat them!' mockup

'We found the only significant impact diet books had was if we made people eat them!'

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'I don't want surgery...can you just touch up the x-rays?'

'I don't want surgery...can you just touch up the x-rays?' mockup

'I don't want surgery...can you just touch up the x-rays?'

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Health Foods

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Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn mockup

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

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MLB Owners, Players, Fans

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'In the absence of any meaningful arguments we'd like to shout a few hackneyed cliches!'

'In the absence of any meaningful arguments we'd like to shout a few hackneyed cliches!' mockup

'In the absence of any meaningful arguments we'd like to shout a few hackneyed cliches!'

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'Yours is an elective surgery, so we're still deciding if we feel like doing it or not.'

'Yours is an elective surgery, so we're still deciding if we feel like doing it or not.' mockup

'Yours is an elective surgery, so we're still deciding if we feel like doing it or not.'

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Obesity in America.

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'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!' mockup

'I need you to open wide, Peel.' - 'Ahhh.' - 'Not your mouth, fool! Your wallet.' - 'Arghhh!' - 'Wider!' - 'Argh!'

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'As far as I'm concerned all this talk of 'privatisation' is just a lot of media hype!'

'As far as I'm concerned all this talk of 'privatisation' is just a lot of media hype!' mockup

'As far as I'm concerned all this talk of 'privatisation' is just a lot of media hype!'

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"Is there a doctor in the house to treat someone without health insurance?"

"Is there a doctor in the house to treat someone without health insurance?" mockup

"Is there a doctor in the house to treat someone without health insurance?"

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'Now that's more like it.'

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"A low-level person who doesn't mean anything will see you now."

"A low-level person who doesn't mean anything will see you now." mockup

"A low-level person who doesn't mean anything will see you now."

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"It's the Ask Sadie advice hour. 'Shmernie' in Vermont, you're on. What's your problem?" "How do I know when it's time to give up? I've tried so hard to warn people about how they're getting screwed over, but they keep vot-- I mean, hanging out with the screwer-overers." "Give it up, 'Shmernie!' It's over!" "This reminds me of the time great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother Cohen's advice show answered a parchment from 'S

"It's the Ask Sadie advice hour. 'Shmernie' in Vermont, you're on. What's your problem?" "How do I know when it's time to give up? I've tried so hard to warn people about how they're getting screwed over, but they keep vot-- I mean, hanging out with the screwer-overers." "Give it up, 'Shmernie!' It's over!" "This reminds me of the time great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother Cohen's advice show answered a parchment from 'S

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"Side effects include less visits by the grim reaper."

"Side effects include less visits by the grim reaper." mockup

"Side effects include less visits by the grim reaper."

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Health Columnist Gifts Collection

Health Columnist Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for health columnists. Find designs that make their coffee break a little more inspiring and fun.

Health Columnist Pillows

Browse our cozy pillows crafted for health columnists. A comfortable and humorous addition to their workspace or relaxation area.

Health Columnist Prints

Discover inspiring prints that celebrate health and wellness. Perfect for decorating a health writer's office or home with motivation.

Health Columnist T-Shirts

Check out our witty T-shirts designed for health writers. These stylish tees are perfect for casual days or representing their passion for wellness.