Health Policy Commentator Gifts

Trump builds a wall to fight Covid-19

'The hospital is billing me for my out-of-body experience!'

"Is there a doctor in the house to treat someone without health insurance?"

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

Single Prayer Health Insurance

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

"They used to call them G.P.s."

Consortia set to take over

Profits for Big Pharma

Annexe 8

Take a pill so you won't be one.

'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.'

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"President Trump said today that children don't get very sick from the Covid virus and do not infect other people."

"We at MEGAPHARMA are 100% behind the benefits of 'talking therapies' which is why we've developed MEGAZYMOLIN to enhance the experience..."

VACCINATION REFUSAL

'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.'

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

'The medical reimbursement system is sick and there is no race for the cure.'

Sacking a unprofitable patient

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

'Did you cut your lip shaving, or are you trying to avoid offering an opinion on the Affordable Health Care bill?'

Man robbed by medical center.

"And he can make 347,000 home visits in one night!"