Health Policy Commentator Mugs

Trump builds a wall to fight Covid-19

'The hospital is billing me for my out-of-body experience!'

"Is there a doctor in the house to treat someone without health insurance?"

Single Prayer Health Insurance

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

Covidiom: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

'It's a brand new state-of-the-art waiting room.'

'This drug is so expensive...if it were recalled the stock markey might crash.'

We charge $500 for every nook and $1,200 for every cranny during diagnosis.

Take a pill so you won't be one.

"They used to call them G.P.s."

Annexe 8

'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.'

Profits for Big Pharma

Consortia set to take over

'Boy! The cost of health care is going up, up, up...'

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

VACCINATION REFUSAL

"We at MEGAPHARMA are 100% behind the benefits of 'talking therapies' which is why we've developed MEGAZYMOLIN to enhance the experience..."

"President Trump said today that children don't get very sick from the Covid virus and do not infect other people."

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.'

"Thank you all for coming to this small enclosed space to discuss a deadly and highly communicable disease."

'The medical reimbursement system is sick and there is no race for the cure.'

'Is there a doctor in the house we can trust?'

Sacking a unprofitable patient

Hospital: Accident and Emergency and On Purpose and Suffering Nicely.

Man robbed by medical center.

'Did you cut your lip shaving, or are you trying to avoid offering an opinion on the Affordable Health Care bill?'

"I'm from Doctors Without Offices."

"And he can make 347,000 home visits in one night!"