Health Policy Critic Gifts

"Laughter is the best medicine, which is fortunate, since that's all our health plan now offers."

Pay Hospital Bill Here.

'You shoulda checked the fine print in your HMO policy. First I have to deliver two pies over in Elmira, then I'll get you to Mercy Medical.'

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

'Leper Colony - No Smokers.'

Man robbed by medical center.

"Alright everyone . . . let's quiet down and watch the video."

Horse De-wormer Saves Live!

Boris Johnson

No to face recognition technology vs. No to wearing face masks

"It wasn't the fly that made him sick, it was out government."

"What a great day!! This old lady who had public insurance bled to death in the waiting room, but we saved the privatly insured guy with a broken finger nail!"

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

'I'm here to offer you the company's free preventive health counseling...DON'T GET SICK OR ELSE!'

'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.'

'As you can see, an operation is out of the question due to a blockage here of your credit rating.'

'Instead of pre-natal care for you, the company gave me a vasectomy!'

'33 less consultation time...we're in business.'

"You probably don't need them, but your health plan covers unlimited bandages."

Sorry, Humpty, your HMO won't pay for doctors and nurses -- just king's men and horses.

Gross! Why did you just sneeze all over me?…Sorry, but if you're going to make me co-pay, I'm going to make you co-sick. HMO.

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

"Surgery up here is free!"

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"I'm prescribing a patch. It will dispense meds as permitted by your insurance company."

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

About 40% of the nation's coronavirus deaths could have been prevented...

"... and keep him off al news coverage of healthcare reforms."

Single Prayer Health Insurance

'We'll see significant savings in health care costs with our new in-house operations.'

"Republicans, Democrats...as long as they keep getting sick, we'll be all right."

"We are here to remove a blockage in your bank account."

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."