Health-conscious Critic Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who thoughtfully critiques health trends and nutritional advice? Our collection offers fun, clever items that acknowledge their discerning palate and commitment to well-being. Perfect for friends or family members dedicated to a balanced lifestyle but with a sense of humor.

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The Diabetes Special

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Imitation lemonade, now with imitation lemon pulp!

Imitation lemonade, now with imitation lemon pulp! mockup

Imitation lemonade, now with imitation lemon pulp!

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"I hate this time of year."

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'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!' mockup

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

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Pay Hospital Bill Here.

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'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.' mockup

'Rising health costs are the biggest drain on the economy, so I'll be laying off some of my patients.'

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'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?' mockup

'I'm death for goodness sake - why do I have to adopt a more healthy lifestyle?'

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Take a pill so you won't be one.

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Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods! mockup

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

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'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.'

'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.' mockup

'You're suffering from a lack of profit-making opportunities within the NHS.'

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"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity." mockup

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

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'We believe it was at THIS point that the species became extinct.'

'We believe it was at THIS point that the species became extinct.' mockup

'We believe it was at THIS point that the species became extinct.'

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"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon." mockup

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

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'I like this new alcohol labelling.' mockup

'I like this new alcohol labelling.'

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'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.'

'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.' mockup

'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.'

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Man robbed by medical center.

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Health Foods

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'I haven't read the health columns this morning. Is coffee out or in today?'

'I haven't read the health columns this morning. Is coffee out or in today?' mockup

'I haven't read the health columns this morning. Is coffee out or in today?'

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Obesity in America.

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'Instead of pre-natal care for you, the company gave me a vasectomy!'

'Instead of pre-natal care for you, the company gave me a vasectomy!' mockup

'Instead of pre-natal care for you, the company gave me a vasectomy!'

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'Now that's more like it.'

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"IT's a radical new diet I'm developing. I knock out all your teeth so you can't eat and therefore you lose weight."

"IT's a radical new diet I'm developing. I knock out all your teeth so you can't eat and therefore you lose weight." mockup

"IT's a radical new diet I'm developing. I knock out all your teeth so you can't eat and therefore you lose weight."

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"Your mother eats all the wrong foods." mockup

"Your mother eats all the wrong foods."

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"The little thin girl inside you that wants to get out now weighs 200 pounds!"

"The little thin girl inside you that wants to get out now weighs 200 pounds!" mockup

"The little thin girl inside you that wants to get out now weighs 200 pounds!"

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'Pop, is that where they make all of those new medicines with the bad side effects?'

'Pop, is that where they make all of those new medicines with the bad side effects?' mockup

'Pop, is that where they make all of those new medicines with the bad side effects?'

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'I had a stroke.'

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'I suggest you go easy on the fast food.'

'I suggest you go easy on the fast food.' mockup

'I suggest you go easy on the fast food.'

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"Why is it when Jane Austen describes everyday events, it's literary genius, but as soon as I start talking about my gall bladder, your eyes glaze over?"

"Why is it when Jane Austen describes everyday events, it's literary genius, but as soon as I start talking about my gall bladder, your eyes glaze over?"

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