Adventurous Lifestyle Fan Gifts

"Was cutting the hole in the ice and jumping in really that good for your heart?"

The Runaway Horse

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Fight or Flight

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Trail mix?"

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Bears going water skiing.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Punk Reindeer

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Breakthrough

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Snowman of the Apes

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Zoo animals.

Thug life on safari.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Fearless Frog Part 12

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard