Adventurous Lifestyle Fan Pillows

"Was cutting the hole in the ice and jumping in really that good for your heart?"

The Runaway Horse

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Fight or Flight

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Bears going water skiing.

"Trail mix?"

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Punk Reindeer

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Breakthrough

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Zoo animals.

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

Thug life on safari.

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Snowman of the Apes

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'