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'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Occu-Pie Mars

"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Bert's dog training.'

The Rooster Comedian.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Banana Split...

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

E-Baying @ The Moon

Snowmobull

Suffering from Cooties?

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"Eat me"

Useless add-ons.

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed